PPL SAY WIFE IS LIKE TV, G/FRIEND IS LIKE H/PHONE
TV IS BIG, H/PHONE IS SLIM, CUTE & CURVY
AT HOME WATCH TV, GO OUT BRING H/PHONE
NO MONEY,SELL TV, GOT MONEY CHANGE H/PHONE
SOMETIMES ENJOY TV, BUT MOST OF THE TIME PLAY WITH H/PHONE
...TV FREE FOR LIFE, H/PHONE DON'T PAY THE SERVICES TERMINATED
TV GOT REMOTE, BUT H/PHONE DON'T HAVE..
TV DON'T HAVE VIRUS....H/PHONE HAS VIRUS
ONCE GET IT....HABIS LA.......